Getting Older Sucks Greeting Card

A hilariously honest take on aging, this greeting card delivers laughs with its bold, unapologetic message. Perfect for milestone birthdays and anyone who appreciates humor with their sentiments. Thoughtfully designed in-house and exclusively for Pelican Provision Co., each greeting card features original artwork you won't find anywhere else. Cards are printed on premium 120# paper, offering a smooth, heavyweight feel with excellent color quality. Card Size: A2 (5.5" W x 4.25" H, Landscape) Every card is paired with a classic kraft envelope and individually packaged in a protective sleeve for a polished, retail-ready presentation. Ideal for birthday celebrations, gag gifts, and anyone who loves witty, irreverent humor.